She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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