he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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