Need sex. Gaining weight.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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