That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
