Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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