I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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