Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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