In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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