Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
where am i from again
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just had sex on a roof
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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