i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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