You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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