There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
tell me about the fingering
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