I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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