everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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