There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
