you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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