Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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