it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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