Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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