fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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