Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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