I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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