don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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