ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Randomize