he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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