If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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