Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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