now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
