Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Randomize
