he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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