And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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