He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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