I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I need moral support for this bender
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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