Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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