She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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