she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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