What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize