He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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