New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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