last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
