so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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