I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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