don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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