There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Green mimosas i think yes
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I will be naked everywhere
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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