How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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