he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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