He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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