member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
either way he was missing a nipple.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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