She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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