I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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