I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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