just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
NoShamevember. You game?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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