Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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